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Nicknames

Inspired by a post by a fellow Mets fan (the email addressed me as “Mets fan”), I will now list all the nicknames ever bestowed upon me, in near chronological order:

• Jeffrey (not a nickname)
• Fee
• Jeff
• Jeff Zhu (not really a nickname either)
• Jeffrey Zoo Zoo (after the Mazda commercials) 
• JZ (people working at Einstein’s Bagel always made a big deal of this)
• Jeffer
• Eugene
• luvin the chink (long story)
• Asshole
• Jizzle (Starcraft name)

There may have been more, but I forget.