After traveling to York, Pennsylvania for class all day, I came back tired. After two hours of supposed work, I decided to drink things like absinthe, vodka and whiskey. A commentary that my alcohol tolerance may be at a new high once again. Could surpass those senior year highs. Don’t know.Apr112012
After consumption of Vodca Exclusiv, I was able to bang out two free-verse poems. Are my creative juices back? Stay tuned…Apr032012
“I am the Barry Bonds of drinking alone”
Nyquil only has a 10% ABV percentage but it really has some crazy drowsiness interaction with anything else in it. But I tell you what (borrowed southernism), it is super effective. Whether it be against allergies or not falling asleep.
My night isn’t going to last much longer. And I don’t have much more to say.
All I know is that it is a cool night. And a hot day tomorrow.
I’m sure there are more profound topics to be discussed. Maybe the Trayvon Martin killing in Florida. Maybe the GOP playing with etch-a-sketch. MAYBE something something something.
But I won’t.
All I know is that tomorrow is Thursday, and my “vacation” wanes some more.Mar222012
If it were up to me, I would update my blogs. I was planning a big roundup blog on Facebook to detail my adversity over the past few months, but I am just either too busy, tired or jaded during my long break. My break is about half over by tomorrow and all I have done is do academic research and get an iPhone. Not really getting to the stuff that actually matters.Mar212012
Tomorrow I embark back to the land best known as the New York Tri-State Area. I will splitting time in Jersey Shitty and New York. I am pumped for this vacation.Mar172012
“The moment when a 2 hour nap is useless.”
Welp, this website and my twitter have been featured on a sabermetric baseball website. Unfortunately, the only way I can get on a sabermetric website is via participation in a fantasy draft.
I guess the sporty interweber can look at my team and see what players I drafted. Took some big risks.Mar012012
Inspired by a post by a fellow Mets fan (the email addressed me as “Mets fan”), I will now list all the nicknames ever bestowed upon me, in near chronological order:
- Jeffrey (not a nickname)
- Jeff Zhu (not really a nickname either)
- Jeffrey Zoo Zoo (after the Mazda commercials)
- JZ (people working at Einstein’s Bagel always made a big deal of this)
- luvin the chink (long story)
- Jizzle (Starcraft name)
There may have been more, but I forget.Feb292012
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